Tuesday, February 13, 2007

All Mirth and Girth

And I don't mean mirth in the happy way. I mean in the large pubis mons kind of way. I guess that condition, marked by the "triangle area" encompasing the better part of the body, can be caused by heart problems.

But I do wonder, why is it that those people who suffer from this condition wear their pants so tight up against them. They have this round, smooth buldge (which sometimes serves as a desk or table) -- a budlge so smooth and so outlined by tight pants that I cannot figure out where they could be keeping their genitalia.

Seriously, where'd it go?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Perhaps they leave them at home.