Thursday, June 21, 2007

Gerrymander

Something you may not know: Gerrymaner is supposed to sound like its a large lizard -- because that's what the voting district that was being discussed by the court looked like to them -- a giant lizard.

Now, the very complex idea of districting can be easily understood here:
www.redistrictinggame.com
It's actually really cool found by everyone's good friend Clark Woolstenhulme. And they have a Gerrymander. Raaaaaar!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Pee-er

So this guy was arrested after he, allegedly, beat up his 17 year old girlfriend.

The girls mom called the cops after he started peeing all over the place.

The sheriffs showed up, and there he stood at the doorway naked.
Apparently, he was high on mushrooms, and apparently he had too much coke too.

Monday, June 11, 2007

The Very Definition of Irony

I am doing a story on a new breast cancer treatment. It is supposed to be revolutionary. It takes 5 days instead of 6 weeks. Awesome. The breast cancer surgeon that the PR person wants me to talk to:

Dr. Jen Tittensor, MD.

That's really all that needs be said, isn't it?