This Old Post

I was just looking at my last post and I realized, penis is a Latin word. The plural isn't penises it's penies.

Live and learn, live and learn.

Humorious Protesters

I covered the Dick Cheney protest on campus yesterday. I included some funny stuff in my article that didn't make it into publication, for whatever reason.

So I give it to you here.

Overheard from a guy walking by the protest: "Republicans have a war on terror, Democrats have a war on penises!"

Signs held by protesters

Habeas Schmabeus
That's okay I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway
Dick Cheney: The best reason not to impeach Bush
Prisoner abuse is not a partisan issue (not funny, but well written)
"Go F*** Yourself" - Sound Familiar? (This one is a quote from Cheney. He said it to someone on the floor of the Senate, but I can't remember who he said it to. . . .Oh, and they used the asterisies.)
Prophet but not profit - I can love one but not the other. (Seriously, do they not think these things through before they write them? Could you write something more anti-capitalistic sounding?)

Anyway, I thought they were funny.

Allergies

Allergies suck. But as a devoted shorts and sandal wearer, ergo warm weather lover, what can be done to solve this grave evil of Spring?

Enter: Costco

Generic allergy medication, 300 pills of 24hr, 10 mg loratadine, (Claritin's active ingredient) for 11 bucks.

I'm so grateful for those little white tabs of snot-be-gone.